Thursday, July 31, 2008

Oops, I did it for the first and LAST time

Today, I revealed my wild side. I ordered coffee.


Okay, I know I'm not supposed to drink coffee, but I just might if I actually liked it. Lucky for me, I think it tastes a little like death. I've never liked it. I used to choke it down when my mom had a cup because I thought I was cool. I didn't like it then, and I found out today, I don't like it now.


So imagine my disappointment when I accidentally ordered it today. You may be wondering, "How does someone 'accidentally' order coffee?" I swear it's true and here's how. I was craving some chocolate milk today but it was raining so I thought it would be quite festive to go with hot chocolate. I heard some guys order hot chocolate at the coffee shop the other day so I thought I'd try it. I saw something that said "chocolate, steamed milk." Those were the ingredients. I thought I found me some scrumptious hot chocolate. She handed it to me. I held it with glee. I smelled it. It smelled like coffee. Reluctantly, I tasted it, hoping the smell was just coming from the coffee shop. It, indeed, was coffee. Major bummer. I chucked it in the trash and decided that was a mistake I will never make again.



If I was going to drink coffee, however, I would invest in these. For you coffee drinkers out there, I think you would be the cool kids on the block just by owning some.

3 comments:

Alison said...

Starbucks hot chocolate (real hot chocolate) is good. Not as sweet, but VERY chocolatey. I've always liked the smell of coffee, but I am sure that it tastes ech.

z&jarnold said...

you know i didn't like starbucks cocoa, but i'm a sweet lover so that must be why. i also love the smell of coffee, as long as it is fresh and not burnt. your funny, maybe they just gave you someone elses order... good idea on the boob fund i'll have to suggest it :)

Sarizzle said...

OH man, I've totally done that. We were in Austin for a band competition and there was no place to eat around our hotel so that was going to be my breakfast. I super duper wanted some white hot chocolate so I asked them for the white chocolate coffee but hold the coffee. But apparently they weren't even listening a little bit because I got coffee and declared it to be totally sick and gave it to my friend that super duper loved it. I was really sad and I understand your pain.