I go walking into Mike's work area.
Hi Mike!
Hi.
What's going on?
I can't figure out why you won't go on a date with me. I just want to see your basic blood and gore movie.
Well that's your problem Mike. I don't want to see the movies you watch. (He told me he wanted to see Legion so I went and looked up the trailer...um...no.)
And then just the normal pizza and beer.
I'm not normal, Mike. I don't drink. You know that. I'm the weirdest person you've ever met, remember?
Well you do like pizza don't you?
Not really...
Are you serious?! Man oh man.
He came over to offer up The Book of Eli as an option. I can't quite get him to figure out I don't do rated R. However, I'm a little scared that if he does figure it out, I may actually have to go with him!
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You live in Chicago, AND YOU DON'T LIKE THE PIZZA? That city is being wasted on you.
May I suggest......
Next weekend.......
You and Mike.......
Pizza(something that he would like)
The movie "When in Rome" (something you would like)
If it works out.....
I'll start a matchmaking service!!!
Some people are dorky. Yes, I agree, the city is being wasted on you, but not as much as it would be wasted on me. So, what's wrong with dating a 58 year old? You are the weirdest, not normal person he knows. Maybe he's the one you've been waiting for! Does he see this blog?
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