Exhibit A:
(The names in this story have not been changed because the only one that needs to be protected is me and it's way too late for that.)
So I just went to chat online with my friend Mitchell and I said "I hope you are enjoying your job. I think of you everyday (not only because I wish I was in san fran)." Turns out I sent the chat to my friend Ian instead. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! I'm a spaz....
Now before you think, "Wow Ash, that was really forward," I will tell you that when I did send it to the right person, his response was "haha" which means he took it the right way.
Exhibit B:
I practically proposed to my friend (yet another poor guy friend) and invited him to move here and be my boyfriend. He declined and is choosing to go to law school at BYU instead. I can't compete with that!?
Conclusion:
I am not getting married because I can't keep my guys straight (not straight as in not gay, which would be a whole other issue, but straight as in I can't tell them apart) and I am more boring than law school. I guess I best keep focusing on my career!
4 comments:
Is this Ian as in Ian Ian? Ha! Too funny sweets!
I guess you could just have your womb surgically removed.....:):):)
don't be so ridiculous. i was convinced for years that i'd never have a decent boyfriend (hello, Spencer is AWESOME!) and that i'd never get married ......... (we'll chat about that later).
the right guy will find you, and it'll be wonderful.
funny story, you should keep proposing to guys and see what happens :)
Post a Comment